We’ve been going steady now for 5 months. I totally attracted this because I know how to manifest my dreams and desires. I watched The Secret a few hundred times.
I even bought a new expensive horse so I could attract more time together.
He still doesn’t talk much. I wish I had attracted some witty repartee. But that’s OK. I’m witty enough for two.
And really, what more needs said?
Well, a little more needs said…..
I have attracted that nagging feeling that something in this relationship is just …… uh….. not right. You know, that feeling you get in your stomach when you know you are doing something ….. uh…. in the grey area? (sort of bad but not bad enough to stop)
I have two ‘moral-ish’ dilemmas:
#1. He’s really really really really young. So I’m not sure if I’m a Pedophile or a Cougar. Where do you cross-over? Where is that line? I’m in a grey area here. (50 shades?) Where does it switch from “EWWWWW” to “YOU GO GIRL”? Where, I ask you? Where?
#2. I’m afraid one of you ladies (sic. bitches) is going to narc me out. And then …… the party’s over. For all of us.
Because really, what self-respecting 20-something could handle the pressure? I don’t know. Maybe I need to ask a professional?
Does anyone have Jennifer Lopez’ number?
How about Vera Wang’s personal email?
Demi, are you still out there?